Whammers Recipe
Overview:
These cookies are called Whammers for a reason. You make them while you are MAD–you will feel better and they are delicious.
- Preparation Time: 20 minutes
- Cooking Time: 12 minutes
- Total Time: 32 minutes
- Servings: 36 cookies
- Calories: 320.9 per serving
Ingredients:
| Quantity | Ingredient |
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| 3 cups | Brown sugar |
| 2 1/2 cups | Oleo |
| 1 cup | Chunky peanut butter |
| 6 cups | Oatmeal |
| 3 cups | Flour |
| 1 tsp | Baking soda |
| 3 tsp | Vanilla |
| 2 | Eggs |
| 1 cup | Sugar |
| – | Cinnamon |
Instructions:
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Prepare: Make these cookies while you are MAD!
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Mix: Dump brown sugar, oleo, and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
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Add Oatmeal: Throw in oatmeal.
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Combine Dry Ingredients: Sling in flour and baking soda.
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Flavor: Splash in vanilla.
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Add Eggs: Drop in eggs and nuts.
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Release Aggression: Start kneading and mixing with both hands, pounding and beating with fists to let out your aggressions.
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Express Yourself: Think of what and WHO you are mad at and really let them have it!
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Shape: Make balls the size of walnuts.
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Coat: Slam the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
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Arrange: Throw them on a greased cookie sheet.
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Flatten: Give each a wham with your fist to flatten them.
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Bake: Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 10 to 12 minutes, or until golden brown.
Nutritional Information (Per Serving):
- Calories: 320.9
- Fat Content: 17.4g
- Saturated Fat Content: 3.2g
- Cholesterol Content: 11.8mg
- Sodium Content: 298.8mg
- Carbohydrate Content: 36.7g
- Fiber Content: 2.2g
- Sugar Content: 18.6g
- Protein Content: 5.5g
These Whammers are not just cookies; they are a therapeutic baking session in disguise. Release your frustrations while creating delicious treats to share with friends and family. Enjoy the process and the outcome! 🍪
